Another Silly Game

[El Dingo]

... well, you know, not as in Galaxy rules the World, or anything like that.

How about 'Rules for ownership of a Ford Galaxy, VW Sharan or Seat Alhambra.

 

RULE 1:

Never park your Galaxy anywhere near a tree.

REASON:

The car will eventually fill with water (scuttle will fill with leaves which block the drains).

 

 

Rule 2 anyone?

[AndeeeH]

Rule 2: No Pooftahs!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

oh no, silly me, that's Monty Pythons........... :rolleyes: :lol:

[El Dingo]

Rule 2: No Pooftahs!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

oh no, silly me, that's Monty Pythons........... :rolleyes: :lol:

 

To save confusion I'll call yer Bruce!

[AndeeeH]

Rule 2: No Pooftahs!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

oh no, silly me, that's Monty Pythons........... :rolleyes: :lol:

 

To save confusion I'll call yer Bruce!

 

 

Not to mention the 'couple of diggerdevions on the balcony'!!

[mumof4]

RULE 3:

Always carry carpet shampoo in the car

 

REASON:

When the rear washer pipe breaks...you may aswell wash the carpet whilst it is wet

[Neils TDi again]

RULE 4:

 

Always carry a brolly in the back.

 

Reason: When the wipers fail you will end up walking.

[tim-spam]

Rule 5: No Vauxhalls.

[insider]

Rule 5: No Vauxhalls.

What? You can fit a whole one in the back of yours?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I could but you'd have to do this to it first - any objections? :P

[mumof4]

now thats just plain mean :P ..Nowt wrong with my wee Veccy...........well...much anyway :)

[El Dingo]

Rule 6: No Zafiras.

 

 

Oh.

 

They're Vauxhalls too. :rolleyes:

 

 

OK, Rule 6: Don't worry if the Aircon panel flashes - it's just keeping time with the beat on Radio One.

[gregers]

i do hope that wasnt a pop at me!!!!! :rolleyes: coz i aint owned one for nearly a year :rolleyes:

 

 

rule7

 

make sure you have long arms and short pockets

[mumof4]

Rule 6: No Zafiras.

 

 

Oh.

 

They're Vauxhalls too. :rolleyes:

 

 

OK, Rule 6: Don't worry if the Aircon panel flashes - it's just keeping time with the beat on Radio One.

 

Gawd that is the funniest one yet ive read :D

 

i do hope that wasnt a pop at me!!!!! :D coz i aint owned one for nearly a year :rolleyes:

 

Considering i HAVE a Vauxhall, might be aimed at me :D

 

 

 

Rule 8

 

Dont bother with a membership to the local gym, exercise by taking the seats out and putting them back in again 3 times a day.When you get it down to pat increase to 5 times a day.That gut will soon develop into a nice attractive 6 pack, or for the ladies, you will look like youve never had kids and yer boobs will point out instead of down :rolleyes:

[teresa]

rule 9

dont forget to install a Taxi meter

 

so you can charge family member extortionate prices when they think you have nothing better to do than ferry them to the airport might make em book a real taxi

[familyman]

rule 9

dont forget to install a Taxi meter

 

so you can charge family member extortionate prices when they think you have nothing better to do than ferry them to the airport might make em book a real taxi

Yes , rule 9 is the one to go for!

[adrianf.]

or for the ladies, you will look like youve never had kids and yer boobs will point out instead of down :rolleyes:

 

Ive got the wife out there in the rain lifting them in and out as we speak (type)

[chazy]

rule 10

 

dont panic when your in the outside lane of the m1 80 mph in the pooring rain

and your wipers decide it would be a good time to do an impression

 

!!!!!!of granny knitting!!!!!!!!

[Biscuit]

Rule 11

When booster heater is bellowing white smoke out and your sat at traffic lights only to be told your car is on fire!

 

 

reply "Not again"

then see their faces drop as they speed off!!!!

[gregers]

:wacko: :16: i like that one.